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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Books - Movies

There have been Mixed reviews from the British Press - The Mistress of Spices . I am happy.

I read two books by Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, Mistress of Spices and Sister of My Heart. I read these books almost 4 years ago, when I was in India. I found 'Sister of My Heart' an interesting and a easy read. On the other hand Mistress of Spices, was intruging and engaging with various short stories interwoven into the main story of Tilo.

Now why do I feel happy that Ash's Mistress bombs in the UK. Even though I did not see the movie, I can say that Ash was a wrong choice of the role of Tilo. Tilo,as depicted in the book is an very intense and passionate woman. I feel Miss Ash's acting capabilities do not even fulfill even these basic crieteria. Her physical self can make or sell a million dollars,but when it comes to acting abilities..she can never perform unless supported by a very good film maker.How come I can't think of any good, sensible film other than Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam and Devdas , where her, performance was appreciated. Hope the failing of this movie, would make other film makers who aspire to make movies out of successful books to really make an effort and choose the right actors.I feel Ash was choosen because of the Bride and Prejudice connection.I have not seen 'Mistress of Spices' but I can visualize how bad the movie would be, after reading all those reviews.

I personally have much higher regard for books than movies. The only movie which I really liked which was based on a book was 'To Kill a Mocking Bird'.

One of my favourite books, Jhumpa Lahiri's The Namesake , is also being made to be movie. But this time by a very sensible film maker- Mira Nair and a brilliant actress, Tabu.Hope the movie turns out to be as good as the book was..!!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

You Are a Peacemaker Soul

You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.

While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.

Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

Friday, April 21, 2006

Cute-teessst...

This is the most cute-teessst video...I have ever seen...:)

Monday, April 17, 2006

Doodh..Doodh..Doodh

Doodh...Doodh...Doodh...Doodh
Doodh Hai Wonderful
Pi Sakte Ho Roz Glassful
Doodh...Doodh...Doodh...Doodh

If you were in India during the late 80's and early 90's, you would never have missed this Mother Dairy commercial on the idiot box.It had a very catchy song with interesting ways in which you can drink milk.

Milk is a very important part of ones diet as a kid.I bet that across households all over the world,children as coaxed,bullied,terrorised,intimidated and dunno what not..into doing one thing which they hate the most...DRINK MILK !!!

As a kid I was no different, I just hated milk,the look of it,smell of it , the taste of it ..everything about it.I would come up with all sorts of excuses to avoid drinking that awful liquid.But my mom was one steadfast lady, who would not give up that easily.At first,she tried various means to make me take a liking to it.It was mixed with various things like Horlicks,Boost,Bournvita..etc..but it was still milk and I still hated it :( .

Later she started using other means.I was terrorised that various things would happen to me if I would not drink milk.For eg.,As a kid I was threatend that, I would be given away to the milk man if I do not drink milk.The story was the milkman's family had milk all 3 times a day,no other food.Me in my innocence believed it and drank it up thinking once in a day is more than I can take.It was so ingrained that I had to drink milk to build stamina,to grow taller,to have a good complexion,to avoid pimples, to have thick,lustrous locks...even to pass my exams!.I was so terrorised that I drank milk right thru college.Any day, I tried to avoid milk,my mom would be up, all in arms.Sometimes she would let go, and then as if to prove her right, a tiny pimple would sprout from some where.And there she would go..and explain that it had to happen because ..you know why...MILK !!!

I hated milk so much that , I could never myself into drinking it in any other form like tea/coffee.milkshake etc... Or was it that I was so addicted to plain milk ?? :( . Till not long ago I never even ate curds,because somehow it tasted like milk for me. Oh yeah, but not Ice Cream, its made of ice and cream right ? not milk..;).I waited for the day I would step out and go to a hostel so that I can avoid drinking milk. But Alas, I studied in the same city which I grew up and there was no need for me to go far and wide for gain knowledge.

So,I could not escape milk as long as I was at my parents' place and Once I got married, I thought I was done with milk for good. I rejoiced that now there is no one to persuade me, but alas !!.

God is a great leveller,once my mom was out of the way...along came S. Need I say more????

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Three Things

3 things which are annoying me today - hounding boss, pesky relatives, unrelenting cold

3 things which are worrying me today - my disinterest in the project I am working for, deep cut on my index finger(thanks to early morning ,sleepy cooking adventure!), what if I fail the test?

3 things which are making me happy today- reading Memoirs of a Geisha,cozy coversations with S,the thought that there are only 2 more days for the weekend...hurray !!!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Mooning Around In Monterey Bay

We set out early , very early on a Sunday morning. Aim? to catch the boat into the Monterey Bay for Whale Watching .We aimed to reach Wisherman's Wharf, that is where the boat rides start, in about 90 minutes, just in time for our boat trip.We drove along CA-1 which is supposed to be one of the most scenic highways in CA.On way, we were greeted by greenery all along the hills and the wide fields with crops of artichokes.Started reminiscing about the lush green paddy and rice fields in India and the specks of bright clothing of farmers bent down tending to their fields.Oh ! There is no place like India :-).

I wokeup from my reverie,to a call from the Boat Ride guys informing that the boat is going to start in another 5 minutes.Where were we??.Panic Mode in my brain! How can this be? I woke up so early on a Sunday morning, just to get onto to this boat!!.Planned meticoulously about the drive and how fast/slow we would go and how we would be there in time!.And now this sweet lady informs us that we are gonna miss the boat! No..No..No..Please wait for meee .First Panic,then misery and then comes the realization that our clocks are set to one hour behind time,thanks to daylight savings! Damn DayLight Savings! .


But as usual S came to rescue and asked for the booking in the afternoon instead.Since the boat ride was not until 1:30 in the afternoon and we had about 2 hours to burn at Monterey Bay.We went visiting the Aquarium.Got to see lots of fishes and gooey jelly fish of various kinds.Other than the fish, the place was filled with lots of cute kids in various sizes and shapes accompanied by their parents.I felt the Aquarium was totally kid-centric, with play areas and fun activities.Had fun, watching the fish feeding session.After gaping at the fish feed, my stomach began to growl and we set out to find a good sea food restaurant to binge.On the way to the quest, tasted some yummy Clam Chowder which was being served free outside some restaurants .This was an incentive to get inside the restaurants, some marketing innovation I should say.We got into a Bay Facing restaurant with only 15 minutes for the joy ride to start and grabbed a quick bite.

The Whale Watching boat started bang on time,and then I did the most 'stupid-est' thing, well one of the many foolish things, which I do on a daily basis.Wondering what it is?this is it..the navigator of the boat, a lady(marine biologist) kept repeatedly warning us to take the motion sickness pill if we are prone to sea sickness.She kept saying things like, we are going to travel far and wide in the bay and not return for another 3 hours so better take the pill if you are prone to sea sickness.If you don’t take the pill now and if you feel sick in the middle of the ride, we are not going to return and you have to endure the suffering all along,etc..It was like she was hypnotizing us into taking the pill , even if we do not have motion sickness.As she was reciting her sermon, S was looking at me suspiciously and kept saying 'why don’t you take the pill?", 'are you sure you wont get sick?" , "are u ok, going into the ocean for 3 hrs?" , etc.And me, having this uncanny virtue of getting pysched up at the slightest thought of all the possible ways I could get sick and then induce pain upon myself and people around me, took the pill !.Yes, I took the pill even though I never had a bout of sea sickness in my entire lifetime, How is that for ficklemindedness?


Well after that what happened is still a haze to me..At first I felt ok, but once the cold sea air hit me, I started feely dazed.Then I remembered what I read on the cover of the tablet,taking this pill might cause ' slight drowsiness'.I could not believe that all my excitement of whale watching would just slip by as I sleep.But I wanted to fight this pill,I resolved that I can fight a 'slight drowsiness',that is no big deal !But after a few minutes,It was as if my brain was having this argument with my body , my body was going "oh! I am sooo sleepy , wish there was a couch somewhere around in this boat"and my brain was like "hey come one, no sleeping...only whale watching !!".In addition to my brain, S kept asking me "are u sleepy?" every 10 minutes.It was as he is was expecting me to goto sleep ,so that I cause no harm to self and ofcourse him.But I did not give in,I did not want to sleep, I want to see whales.In an attempt to stay awake,I tried various stunts,walking around the deck, change places on the bench, trying to touch the cold ocean water so to regain my senses.I even thought of chanting a quick prayer to the ocean-god to send some whales up to surface for me to see before I blackout.But then deferred from doing that, as I wondered if this american-ocean-god could comprehend my Indian prayer.What if he translated it into something else and sent a killer shark instead! Can't forget JAWS! But Alas!No Whales,instead sleep was closing in on me like a dark shadow in a lonely alley!!!


There was no whale is sight even after about 90 minutes of search, the only things to be seen were sea lions.And I was sleeping with my eyes open!. Then at that precise moment as per S, there it came Mr Humpback Whale .I got up with a start, with a 'Whale!, Whale! ' chanting all around me.First came the blow, then the top of its head , then the back and lastly the swish of its tail.It was an awesome sight, even in my dazed vision I could see how magnificient the animal was .It presented itself only for about 2 minutes and then dived deep into the water for its grab of fish.As per the marine biologist on board this particular whale visits every year during its migration period.It was greyish blue in colour and seemed like having a splash! It would emerge approximately every 4 minutes to take a breath of air.Every time the whale would surface,I would wake with a start to the chant and ofcourse S shaking me vigourously so that I don’t miss the moment. I managed to keep up with the enthu with S and catch glimpses of all the whale sightings.But after passing in and out of my Z's a couple of more times.It completely gave up and just went into the boat's chamber and slept for the rest of the trip.I do not know if there was any more sightings nor do I know if S tried to wake me up, I completely passed out.


All my excitement about Whale Watching lastly precisely for about 15 minutes.In which I could catch glimpses of the mighty whale thru my sleep induced eyes.Later when I was going thru the pictures which S had taken of the whales, I found one picture of me …sleeping !!!

Sound Advice on Marriage !

in the words of Khalil Gibran, poet and philosopher :

. . . let there be spaces in your togetherness
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you
Love one another, but make not a bond of love
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls
Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup
Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf
Sing and dance together and be joyous but let each one of you be alone
Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts
And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tongue-tied

Have you ever been in a situation when you are tongue-tied?.Tongue-tied, not in shock,not in fear,not in an awe inspiring way, but in a dumb way.

There is this queer question thrown at you or some odd comment passed on you and you just dont have the wit to give back with an equally quaint reply.When you fail to utter the right words at the right time.When everybody is hanging on for your response, to the remark hurled at you,and here you are taking a billion years to just say something, something coherent to prove that you are smart!,you are not what is being made out of you!.

Sadly,I have been in such situations many a time. When I think about these incidents later , the most wittiest thing I could have said stikes to me.But alas, the time has passed my friend and you have been nailed!

I wonder if there exists any other person in this human species as dim-witted as me!

Monday, April 03, 2006

Dal without Wawl !

Below mentioned is the fool proof way of cooking, edible dal, without causing any injury to self or the kitchen, and well of course even to the consumers of the dal !

Absolutely Essential Ingredients (Please go thru the list below and procure all the items. There is no point in trying to substitute any of the things mentioned below, and if you do so please do at your own risk)

One pressure cooker which works (any brand is ok, lets not get into any campaign here!)

One non-stick pan. If non-stick pan it is not available, do not fret. You can still make the dal.Just take any other pan/kadai or similar looking thing but please make sure that it is clean. Yes, you need to make the effort and clean it. Period.

One Clean Spatula. Well you can use your hand, but it is advisable to use this so that you avoid causing any injury to self.

One Cup Tuvarl/Toor Dal/Yellow Split Lentil (found in any Indian store. If you do not find it, ask the store assistant, just do not pick up any dal, otherwise the results are not guaranteed!)

One teaspoon of Oil/Ghee (Preferred: peanut / sunflower/vegetable oil. Not Preferred: olive / coconut oil)

Half teaspoon of Mustard Seeds/Rai (Appearance: very small, black, round balls)

One stalk of curry leaves (use only the leaves not the stalk)

2/3 Dry Red Chilies (Found in any Indian store. Again, ask if you are not sure!)

1/4 tea spoon of turmeric (try not to use more than this quantity, otherwise the dal will taste like turmeric instead of dal)

a pinch of hing/Asafoetida(its ok if you don’t have this, it is only for flavor)

1 tea spoon of salt (on an average approximately, 1 cup dal = 1 tsp salt. Always remember, you can add more later if it is not according to your taste. Food is edible with less salt, but impossibly horrible with too much salt)

Now that you have procured all the items, here is the cooking process

Cooking Process:

Step 1 : Pressure cookers are usually sold with a container which can be placed inside them. Take that container only. If that container is soiled and you are not in a mood for cleaning, its ok.Or, if you are not able to find that container in the kitchen, it’s perfectly ok.You can take some other container and try to fit it into the cooker. But make sure that you can take it out once you have inserted it into the cooker. OH! Another thing with the container, do not use plastic or glass. Now that you have successfully found the container lets proceed to the next step

Step 2 : Add the dal to the container , add enough water such that whole of dal is immersed in the water. Usually the equation is 1 cup dal = 2 cups water. Do not add too much water; otherwise, it will overflow into the cooker from the container.

Step 3: Close the cooker tight shut, place the weight on it. I wonder why it is called 'weight' when the weight of the cooker is more than the weight itself!

Step 4: Place the cooker on the stove and very important, ignite/start the stove.

Step 5: Leave the cooker alone and let the dal cook. Things you can do while the dal cooks, talking on the phone, watching TV, feel good that you have covered the first 4 steps successfully etc...

Step 6: Whistles are an indication that the food is being cooked and the pressure cooker is doing its job. Pressure cooker is just like humans, you need to acknowledge it for all the cooking that it does. If you keep letting it do its job for you and you don’t care, it is going to explode. The maximum number of whistles which it can emit to reach its stress levels is around 9/10 whistels.Then it goes BOOM!, there now do you feel my presence , is says !.So do a good deed and once the pressure cooker emits 2/3 whistles. Switch off the stove.

Step 7 : WAIT ! Wait till the cooker completely cools down and then, only then, open the lid. If you open it before, let me tell you there will be lots of hot water and vapor breezing all over the kitchen.If hate to clean the mess, then have patience till the cooker cools down.The way you open the lid of the cooker is also very important. Do not open it towards you, otherwise you will have to literally 'face the steam’!. Open it away from you!

Step 8: If the hard yellow dal has not changed into a semi-molten state, you are very unfortunate. You need to repeat the steps 2-7 again.

Step 9 : Place the Pan on the stove and ignite it , the stove that is.Let the pan heat up and if there is any water in the pan let it evaporate. Now add oil/ghee to it and wait till it heats up.No, you do not have to wait till there are fumes coming out of the pan,just enough heat so that if you place your palm above the pan,you should feel the heat. Do NOT touch the oil in the pan to check if the oil is heated!Another important thing,switch on the exhaust NOW, if you have not done so earlier.Otherwise you will have the whole house, not only the kitchen smelling of dal.

Step 10 : Now comes the tricky part,you need to add some spluttery stuff into the hot oil without burning yourself AND without causing the fire alarm start to off.The best way is to collect the mustard seeds+curry leaves+red chilies+hing+tumeric into a plate and then add all of them at once into the oil.Wait till it splutters, which it should within seconds.This splutters a lot so keep distance. do not put your face or hands too near otherwise , well, you know what is going to happen.Use spatula to move these around in the pan, once they are considerable fried.Add the dal to the pan,be careful do not spill , otherwise more cleaning.Add salt and mix the dal.Let it boil for 2minutes and switch off the stove,lest the dal is overcooked/burnt and all you efforts go vain!

Voila! Your dal is ready in 10 easy steps!!!

Eating Process :
You can eat this with hot boiled white rice or with rotis/chapatis etc.But wait , let the dal cool so that it is in a edible temperature, otherwise you will burn your tongue!

Acknowledgements: Self. The above mentioned process has been mastered by the author after numerous experiments in the kitchen.

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